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Awkward Press is Now All Prince, All the Time

July 30, 2009 By: Category: Videos

McCarron has been trying to get me to watch these Kevin Smith videos where he talks about some encounter with Prince. I know you’re fascinated by my personal conversations, so here is how this conversation went:

From:Jeffrey Dinsmore Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 7:54 AM To: Jon McCarron
Dammit, did you even read my screed the other day about the amount of shit I have to do in a day right now? In between the 20 pages of material I’m generating every day and running a business I’m supposed to have time to watch a 3 part series of Kevin Smith discussions?!? Gimme a few minutes to catch my breath, f’r chrissakes!

Prince will wait for me. He always does.

From: Jon McCarron Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 7:57 AM To: Jeffrey Dinsmore
and some how you squeeze in masturbation on top of everything.

you are the wind beneath my wings.

From: Jeffrey Dinsmore Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 8:05 AM To: Jon McCarron
On top of everything?!? That is everything! What the Hell do you think it means to “generate 20 pages of material” every day?

I’m talking reams … of cream!

Which, as McCarron noted in .jpg format, is coincidentally the name of Prince’s famous lost masterpiece.

Reams of Cream 4 U

Reams of Cream 4 U

Here, in case you are curious, are the Kevin Smith videos in question.

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