This morning, on the way to the office, a phrase of dialogue suddenly leapt out of the cosmos and planted itself in my brain. This line of dialogue is:
“There are Cheetos all over my inseam.”
That one’s a freebie. Go forth and create greatness.
In the future, disco is king. Jeffrey Dinsmore's cult novel Johnny Astronaut by Rory Carmichael now available on the Kindle with extra digital content for only $.99! Click here to buy!
B-movie actress Karen Jamey has seen it all and lived to tell about it. Special Kindle edition of Karen's hilarious memoir includes over 70 pages of new material for only $.99! Click here to buy!
Awkward Two is shipping now! Order it today and get a free bonus DVD featuring 5 film adaptations of Awkward Two stories! Click here to buy!
Awkward One is still available and still awesome. Click here to buy!
Powered by eShop v.6
