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Happy 4th of July from the Greatest Effin Country in the World!

July 04, 2009 By: jeffrey Category: Uncategorized

Now go drink some beer and watch some shit blow up in the sky, ya’ll! Do it for Ben Franklin!

Brilliant.

Brilliant.

Tags: 4th of July, holidays

2 Comments to “Happy 4th of July from the Greatest Effin Country in the World!”

John says:

July 6, 2009 at 8:11 am

Amazing.
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Jeffrey says:

July 6, 2009 at 10:41 am

It should be called the Complete Genius's Guide to Genius.
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