It’s Working! It’s Working!
We’re doing it, you guys! I mean, I’m doing it! (Although, if you’re helping me, credit where credit is due … please let me know what you’re doing to help me out in the Great Awkward Boners Battle and I will see that you are given the proper amount of respect. Which is, frankly, very little.) But anyway, how shocked was I when I did an awkward Google search today and discovered this:
PAGE 2, BITCHES!!!
We’ve moved up to page 2! Only 5 days after we first moved to page 3! That’s gotta be some kind of record. Please call the Google people and confirm. (The comment was directed at my secretary. Get on it, Rose.)
Um, except then there’s this:
The competish
Just when a guy starts to get cocky about his Google position, he sees that hanging out 3 spaces above him. What is that? I don’t even want to click on it.
There is still work to be done, my friends. And by my friends, I mean me.
I'm your friend. But I can't call google. Sorry. But congratulations!
1I finally linked to you over at http://jonthegeek.blogspot.com/. Which, to be fair, gets very few readers, so you probably helped me more just now by allowing me to post this comment than I have helped you...
2