Dear God:
Thank you for making people. Because without people, we would not have the Internet. And without the Internet, we would not have Videogum. And without Videogum, I would not know about this, the most amazing thing that has ever been produced by the people you created.
How do I know miracles exist? Because Insane Clown Posse, that’s how!
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Truly AMAZING! Thanks for educating me on things I would never see without my little miracle, Jeffrey!
1it's just there in the air.
fucking magnets? how do they work?!?
and i don't wanna talk to a scientist.
ya'll motherfuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed.
magic everywhere up in this bitch. shits crazy.
i saw these guys with a bunch of other bands maybe 13-14 years ago and it was just a bunch of ugly guys -- there wasn't a chick in the crowd -- punching each other in the face. glad to see they're still keepin' shit locked.
2Ugh. Shags and J should have taken their own lives at the turn of the century. They were fun back in the day but this shit is just embarrassing.
3Disgusting, I tell you. Disgusting.
4Bust out the Faygo.
5My heart hurts.
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