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R.I.P. Gary Coleman

May 28, 2010 By: jeffrey Category: News

Man. You gotta feel for Gary Coleman. Dude had one shitty life, and now he’s dead. Hope things are cooler for you up in Heaven then they were down here on earth, little buddy.

2 Comments to “R.I.P. Gary Coleman”


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    I always wanted to be Kimberly Drummond. She had it made in the shade. The actress did not have it made in the shade. Her life was shitty, too. I call it the Charming Sitcom Curse. If you star in a charming sitcom, especially as a preternaturally cute child, your life is going to suck donkey dong. It's karmic, in a way. You are making people hate their lives because their lives will never be as charming as the sitcom. Thus, you must pay the piper.

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      joaan marie ellison says:

      gary was a sweet,sensitive,charming,kind,bright,intelligence,and a very funny person to suffercate with whatever illness he had now hes gone its so heartbroken that people loses their favorite stars.i was breaking down and crying every time i think about him.its painful to lose somebody you loved the most.

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