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Swine Flu Party in the USA

October 12, 2009 By: jeffrey Category: News

I was just doing some research for an article I was writing about the swine flu, and I came across an article with this solid advice:

Other things to do to stay healthy during the flu season is to avoid swine flu parties, avoid physical contact with people known or suspected to be sick.

So when you get that evite that says, “Come to my swine flu party! I promise you won’t get swine flu!” DON’T GO. I mean, respond with a “maybe” so as not to hurt your friend’s feelings. No reason to be a dick about it.

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2 Comments to “Swine Flu Party in the USA”


  1. avatar

    Not to be a downer but you know about bug parties, right?

    People are broken and sad.

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  2. avatar

    Thanks a lot, McCarron. I did not know such things existed. Sigh.

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