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Independent publishers of imaginative fiction and daily meditations on the ridiculousness of the universe.

Merry Christmas!

December 14, 2011 By: Category: Music

My Christmas album, “Christmas with the Flamingos,” is now available for all your holiday needs! Listen on Soundcloud or stream after the jump!


Put It Down

May 07, 2010 By: Category: Videos

My wife is out of town, so I took the opportunity to record a $exxxy video. Here it is, with longwinded comments about topics that are only of interest to computer geeks following.

It’s embarrassing how many times I’ve rerecorded this thing, and I’m still pretty unhappy with it. I can do that Mariah part much better and I did in earlier versions, but the rest of the song wasn’t quite as good in the earlier versions, so I said “fuck it, kill your darlings.” And the audio sounds terrible because I had to record it with the internal mic on my new Mac, because guess what? You can’t just plug a microphone into a Mac and record with it. You have to buy some interface thingy that interfaces the plug with the plug. Which actually, we already have an interface thingy … my wife has this M-Audio firewire box that has inputs for guitars and microphones and so you plug those things into the M-Audio and then you plug the M-Audio into your Mac and voila! Now you can record your guitar in Garage Band! Only you can’t, because I just got a brand-spanking new MacBook Pro (’cause I’m a professional, natch), and apparently there’s a new kind of firewire plug and this old M-Audio thing has the old kind of firewire plug which means I can’t plug the plug into the plug without getting an adapter to interface the plug with the plug. But and also how are you going to make Garage Band your like flagship program and then make it super intensely difficult for someone to do anything with that program unless they spend a bunch of money to buy the right plugs? Apple: boooooo. (more…)

Read a Book – The Song

August 25, 2009 By: Category: Music, Videos

Here’s a sneak preview of the new song I’ll be premiering at the Awkward One release party … only for my Awkward headz!

This song + Honor Rovai + Clay McLeod Chapman + Kyle Jarrow + free Super Mirage sampler + cookies = THE BEST PARTY YOU WILL EVER ATTEND!