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One Important Thing that Has Been Virtually Ignored by the Media throughout This Michael Jackson-Dominated News Cycle …

July 06, 2009 By: Category: News

… is the sheer awesomeness of this picture.

Love, exciting and new.

Love, exciting and new.

That is all.

Celebrate Michael Jackson with Rhymefest

June 26, 2009 By: Category: Music

A few months ago, the amazing Chicago-based rapper (do people say that still? rapper? or is it cooler to just call him an MC?) Rhymefest self-released an excellent (and highly illegal) tribute to Michael Jackson produced in collaboration with Mark Ronson. You can get it for free here, courtesy of Rhymefest. May it make you feel all goose-pimply.

Breaking Michael Jackson News!

June 25, 2009 By: Category: Uncategorized

This just in! Michael Jackson had a heart attack!

One of my hopes for my life has always been to outlive Michael Jackson. Because when he dies, we might finally find out what in the Hell that dude is all about.

Update: Oh my god. I guess I just got my wish.

Wow. I’m speechless.